I Vant To Suck Your Blood

well, I would if i were either dracula or, according to this conversation, dick cheney:

Me: i saw a teeshirt today
D: i wore one today.
Me:"i'd rather hunt with dick cheney than ride with ted kennedy"
D:i saw that as a bumper sticker.
D: it was hilarious.
Me: and i wanted to say "well, ted kennedy is not our VP"
Me: and he's not fundamentally evil
D: haha
that is true.
and he doesn't live in a cave.
and suck blood
haha, and eat children.
Me: ok this conversation just made it on to my blog
D: awesome.
i hope cheney doesn't read your blog.
or I too may become a hunting buddy.
Me: oh no!
Me: we're doomed