31 October 2009

Today, I needed a man

Inexplicably, I could not open the bottle of vanilla extract today. I ran it under hot water, i tapped it against the counter, I tried to break the seal with a can opener. Nada. FAIL.

So, then it started dripping vanilla extract. WTF? I can't get it open and it is leaking? Then I just left it out. 

I think it was just waiting for a man to try to open it. 

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