Obituaries

Long live:

My computer.
Dead. Grey Screen. Dead. He was a good computer. His name was Fredbert. He got me through college but just couldn't make it through grad school. Alas and Alack. I will remember his squacks and scratches with love.

One of my favorite earrings.
Gone. Failed to be rescued by the shower trap. I'm an idiot. Goodbye, perfect earring. Simple, yet unique, it is survived by it's mate, now useless.