"Yo, what a facebook ho!"*

*quoted from a cartoon in the D.

The freshmen are here.

They check their facebook on blitz terminals.
They think the presidents house is actually a "sweet frat."
They sh'mob.
They don't pay attention to walk signals in hanover.
They line up at computing services because they just can't figure out how to set up their computer.
They have too many facebook friends (although some are not real, people have created 11's for fun!).

Blerg.